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Blog: Imperial Systems Approach to Dust Collection

Worker Safety Fails In Movies

THREE MOVIES THAT DEMONSTRATE A DISTURBING LACK OF SAFETY PROCEDURES

 

Here at Imperial Systems Inc., we want you and your coworkers to be safe at work at all times. But sadly, dust and fume collection can’t protect you from some of the following hazards. While a properly installed spark arrestor or abort gate might help with some of the constant explosions, we don’t manufacture anything to help you deal with your dangerous fish or questionable product testing. All we can say is that safety matters. Combustible materials should not be stored in your facility in massive quantities, robot laser fights should be strictly against protocol, and employees should always be discouraged from licking the walls.

 

ROBOCOP:

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Very poor storage of combustible materials

Rusted/damaged stairways used for gunfights

Barrels of face-dissolving toxic waste stored onsite

Randomly explosive debris stored in aisles

Unsafe machine operation (including but not limited to car jumping)

No fall protection around giant waste-filled pit

No fall safety devices while shooting at each other from catwalks

Unlicensed crane operator attempting to kill people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swykWVwtUvk

 

AUSTIN POWERS:

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Platform lacks safety rails in intentional attempt to kill people

Cave carved out of granite without appropriate respiratory silica protection

No safety guards around open water tank

Fish capable of eating human heads stored on worksite in unsafe containers

Workers tending to dangerous animals lacking PPE

No posted guidelines for management of ill-tempered sea bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts1-3JqrG4A

 

 

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY:

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No face or hair covers on food product workers

Allowing visitors to lick the walls

Questionable product testing methods including testing on children

Exposure to hazardous chemicals/radiation

Lack of proper safety protocol or PPE for employees

Unguarded disposal machinery causes child incineration hazard

No material safety data on display

Items of clothing used as food ingredients not cleaned prior to use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PJPJy00514

 

While we can’t do much about the ill-tempered sea bass or Willie Wonka’s highly questionable food processing methods, we can help you with combustible dust, explosion hazards, and other safety issues. Please contact us for any dust and fume collection needs you might have, and we’ll be happy to help.

 

You can contact us about your concerns with dirty shoes being used as candy ingredients, too, but we’re not sure we’ll be much help.